I was talking to my friends today and one of them looks down at my legs in shorts and says, “EWW! You didn’t shave?! Why are you wearing shorts if you didn’t shave?” and I responded with, “because I’m not shaving any part of my body all summer.” She asks, “why?!! That’s gross! Boys won’t like…
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.
in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works
A perfect way to keep my legs and feet warm as I sleep.
It’s a nice position, once in awhile, that is simple and effective for highlighting your place.
And oh man… butt and legs. Body parts I could smooch lazily for hours.
I’m getting all spacey just thinking about it.
omfg this is brendan murphy from counterparts
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES
ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM
NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME
If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.
He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)
i get so annoyed when people are like “not everyone can be vegan there are people living in food deserts” like damn dude i am not going after people in difficult situations, i am coming after u & ur 40 dollar gourmet cheese wheel